i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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