she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis