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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.

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• (445): View more from Pennsylvania

  We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.

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• (951): View more from California

  Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

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  you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican

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