Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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