Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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