She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he fucked my hip out of place.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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