He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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