what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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