What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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