And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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