can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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