there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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