Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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