But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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