The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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