Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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