he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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