well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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