What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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