The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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