let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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