Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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