we have officially lost it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
