it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
How naked do you want me to be?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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