so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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