Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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