im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
