That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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