covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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