This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
