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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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