PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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