I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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