didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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