Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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