I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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