It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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