oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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