Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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