bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
as a side note pls kill me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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