Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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