Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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