I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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