i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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