So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This girl is more easily done than said...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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