It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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