I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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