My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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