she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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