We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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