I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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