I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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