Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so let's talk penis.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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