stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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