i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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