So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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