I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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