sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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