what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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