Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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